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well im just sitting here bored on my ass with nothing to do...hmmm...let's see....what to type about...ooooooo i know.....okay so the other night i decide that im really tired for some reason so im going to bed early....early is around 1 a.m. for me.....so i go downstairs to my room ready to crash...and then i see the most horrible thing in the universe...A ROACH! it was chillin on the wall over my little sister's bed. so at this point im not only grossed out but im mad bc im tired and now i have to kill this monstrousity before i can sleep. but there is a problem...i not only would have to stand on my sister's bed to kill it....but if i missed it would fall on her while she was sleeping....ewwwwwwww....so i decided to wait until the damn thing moved so i could kill it.....i waited for 3 damn hours...that's right....4 in the freaking morning...erica's awake starring at a freaking roach on her wall....at this point im like dead and my eyes keep closing but i simply cannot sleep with a roach in my room....so finally the damn thing moves...it took 3 hours but it moved....but of course it didn't move anywhere good....nope the damn thing moved to the ceiling...so at this point im just like great i get to watch this thing crawl around the room....but then the most unexpected thing ever happened.....the roach FELL ON MY SISTER'S HEAD! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........i don't think i've ever moved that fast in my life...the second it hit her head it crawled up and over her pillow....my sister's eyes then shot opened bc i guess she could sense my sudden presence by her beside...i simply say, " a roach just fell on your head..." i had never seen her move so fast in her life....she was shaking and freaking out and by that point i just had to laugh...so yea....the fucker got away...after 3 and a 1/2 hours the damn thing disappeared and my little sister went to sleep with my mom and dad. i slept on the sofa upstairs. the next day my dad like sprayed poison all around the room....(don't know how healthy that is but sure as hell don't care...) and the damn thing crawled out into the middle of the floor and died slowly. yup. i hate roaches. give me spiders. give me snakes. DO NOT give me roaches. so yea that was the night from hell....

but anywho...im still bored...and it's now raining and the satellite went out...

haha last night my parents got home from going out and my dad is on the couch watching howard stern....

Me: "stephen...do not watch naked women when your daughter is in the room..."
Dad: "im not i was just flipping through the channels and there was a topless woman...they aren't anything to look at anyway..."
Mom: "hunny...come downstairs and see your wife...."
Me: "Ewwww shut up you need to be secretive about that crap..."
Mom: "Oh erica, he's my husband..."
Me: "Fine, when im married im coming to stay at your house and i will yell across the room, 'hunny come see me naked..'"
Mom: "Ohh erica.....stephen...coming to bed?"
Dad: "sorry...not in the mood anymore..."
Me: "oh what's the matter? thinking about some guy screwing your daughter make you nauseous?"
Dad: *yells down to mom* "definitely not coming to bed tonight..."

hahahahaha my parents are sick and disturbing....but we are some funnnny people....take my sick and twisted mother for example....

*cat is cleaning herself*

Sister: "ewww minnie cat stop licking yourself that's nasty..."
Mom: "leave her alone she's having fun pleasuring herself..."
Me: "ewwwww that was wrong in so many ways....."

hahaha im telling you...SICK! and disturbing...but anyway...my head is starting to hurt and i feel that i have definitely typed enough. much love playas.